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The Duo Chronicles - Volume II
Welcome back, my ever-searching fellowship. Has been quite
a ride on our journey to find the elusive "Terrific Two".
Along the way, we picked up another crusader for intergalactic
justice.
Read on...
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Volume II Index
a. Back On the Scene
b. Mrs. Robbins
c. Dr. Alvin P. Rogers
d. The Taytons
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Back on the Scene
This guy wouldn't talk to me at all. He thought I was some sort of dead-beat dad enforcer searching for alimony.
Went back to the streets. Wait, went back to get more feedback
from the man on the street. My question: Do you believe in
superheros? Answers varied from nil (what drugs can do the
human brain) to the most excruciatingly bizarre. Why is Bill
Gates continually being mentioned in my documentary? And why
do women put themselves in situations where all they have
to call upon is their inner-slut? It is a tragedy of our generation. But, in reality, you
need a reporter of my caliber to expose this epidemic of moronic
souls - not like that overpaid happyelf, Katie Couric. Yes,
Katie, keep going blonder in a vain attempt to be attractive.
Like I don't know exactly what you are doing. I know. I know.
We will probably be friends for life. Her insight into the Dalai Lama, among other things, was so refreshing. I hope you can notice her Third Eye.
Did meet one fascinating subject who was meditating on the
street. She had a wellspring of spiritual knowledge and amazing
breath control. (But I must admit her breath did wreak of
a tabouli/hummus combo, now that I think about it.) All hopes
of engaging her in a superhero conversation were dashed when
spirits took her to another plane. Naturally, I spotted this
right away. Naturally, all Mark David spotted were her pelvic
contortions. "Like for her to get on top of me and breathe
like that," said he. What an oaf. After spending too long
in Mark David's presence, I wish I could have gone with her.
And why is it every single time we pass an attractive woman
- or even a hooker - he'd be like "let's get her as a boom
operator." No, a boom operator must have experience. Period.
Finally, we found our boom operator (on a quiet street)!!!
True he may not have the experience we need - or any for that
matter - but he does have something. A black aura, maybe,
but hopefully not black in the going to hell kinda way. His
choice of t-shirts - let's not even discuss that. His name
is Victor and I know that he and I will get along marvelously.
Hopefully he will help me control Mark David.
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This guy couldn't even tell me his name, let alone whether he believed in superheroes. I think he is one of those Gothic types. Doesn't he know that the Druids were totally bogus
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