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Meeting Marcie

I normally eschew making fun of anyone - it's a waste of time and it's bad karma - but I must make an exception here. Marcie, the like, funny talking, girlfriend-neck having shopkeeper of Jupiter Records acts like she has some universe-sized brain compared to the rest of us pee-ons. Little does she know. She reminded me of some of the sorority girls I knew during my all too abridged time at university. I won't go into it here, but it involved sticky substances that took months to get completely off not to mention the red welting that occurred. All because I wanted to include intergalactic entities in the sorority. It got so bad, I finally had to leave school entirely.

But I know that the things I know they can't teach you in the post-secondary institutions. Two biggie items of interest: Marcie flat-out mentioned (because she's not at all that capable of something as subtle as allusion) to something that Billy does known as "The Stare". I sniff, sniff, sniff a superpower brewing here. Must think of a good way to approach Billy. Maybe specially made aura candy. What's really interesting is that this ability sounds like what our friend Captain Curtis was referring to when he witnessed Buddy Boy raze the woman-bashing Biker outside the warehouse. What Craig doesn't realize is that far from being a secret weapon, Buddy Boy aka Billy Robbins in all likelihood has a special supernatural power. Why is this so hard for people to believe? Miss Like Whatever moved me one step closer to finding Billy: his old frat buddies. I dated a frat guy once. Broke up with him when he continued insisting that I try Spanish Fly. What's so Spanish about it?

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