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Captain Curtis
The one and only Captain Craig Curtis. You
can see that he actually looks quite relaxed here. Not for
long
I finally caught up with the man himself having been previously
quite intrigued by his bizarre obsession with Best Man and
Buddy Boy, not to mention his less than enlightening style
of prose (if you haven't already, you can witness Craig's
poetic nuances in his journals documenting his surveillance
of the "Terrific Two"). I'll say this: Most men have anger
issues. This I know. They are angry for a variety of reasons:
they didn't get enough love from their mamas; they got too
much love from their mamas; on and on blah, blah, blahdy blah.
Most men I find too ridiculously self-indulgent to even consider
dating.
The captain goes nuts at the mention of the
"Terrific Two's" name and jumps up from behind his desk.
And FYI reader, I am actually looking to find my mate!!!
See, it's the Saturn - and Saturn has always been my favorite
planet (must be the rings) - return epoch of my life and I
am ready to solidify. Solidify my place in this world through
life-changing work and a strong beefy hunk of a manly man,
one who can love me on and on through the night. Also, I have
a very strong sense of the root chakra (runs from the pubic
bone to the anus), which makes me seek out my tribe. I sometimes
think that the man I fall for will be an alien. An open mind.
A knowledge of other cultures, other worlds. Plural arms/hands
to hold me with and for digital manipulation. Oh, the imagination.
Anyhow, I now know the potential for male anger as exemplified
by one Captain Curtis. Like I said, hours of initial research
lead me to him. Boy, was I in for a shock. I simply asked
him about the "Terrific Two" and he went celestially ballistic
on me. It was rude. And speaking of, did he have to interrupt
me every single time I tried to speak. And what's with the
'stand down' nonsense. I have no use for the Armed Forces.
It is their meddling (one word: Roswell) that makes my job
so much more difficult. Of course, the ever-sensitive Mark
David made the situation worse by telling the Captain that
he reminded him of Louis Gusset Jr., in the movie Officer
and a Gentleman. Only white. Funny how the prospect of being
likened to a black man made Mr. Curtis even more huffy. Be
patient, Crystal. Remember: Mark used to work with animals
(explains his own behavior - and what's with the eating all
the time?).
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Attack!
Charging on Mark David's camera. Mark
is clearly unsure as to what to do as the hand reaches out
The hand KEEPS stretching out
Mark stands his ground. But the Captain prepares
to strike again to shut our camera down.
Finally . . . the Captain prevails and we are
OUT of there. Fast.
Also see...
Captian Curtis Files
actual confidential documentation from the desk of Captian Curtis.
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