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Police Files:
The Captain Curtis Files
A brief note on the files you are about to read. A one Captain
Craig Curtis wrote them. He is apparently a highly decorated
ex-military cut-out type turned police officer. Specifically,
this great crusader against civil liberties hangs out (probably)
in the basement of our friendly local Criminal Investigation
Division (CID).
Please be aware that someone inside the police department
leaked the files to me. A close personal friend that I must
thank here. We been on so many journeys together, traveled
the distance of many galaxies and know our place in this world
as well as others. Always be strong, my petit, always know
your ability to contribute. Always know how I appreciate you
keeping the bathrooms at the Police Department stocked with
extra toilet paper.
Another thing you should know is that it is an absolute outrage
that the police be allowed to pursue the "Terrific Two" in
the manner described by Captain Curtis (attractive in a hee-man
sort of way). Hello? Anyone ever heard of The Constitution?
Maybe the Bill of Rights rings a bell?
Finally, the most critical part of the files outlines a real
super human ability attributed to Buddy Boy. Something called
"The Stare". Must find the stare must find the stare must
find the stare. I will get to the bottom of the stare. You
all deserve to know.
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